Favorite Quote:
First dentistry was painless.<br /> Then bicycles were chainless,<br /> Carriages were horseless,<br /> And many laws enforceless.<br /> <br /> Next cookery was fireless,<br /> Telegraphy was wireless,<br /> Cigars were nicotineless,<br /> And coffee caffeineless.<br /> <br /> Soon oranges were seedless,<br /> The putting green was weedless,<br /> The college boy was hatless,<br /> The proper diet fatless.<br /> <br /> New motor roads are dustless,<br /> The latest steel is rustless,<br /> Our tennis courts are sodless,<br /> Our new religion &mdash; godless.

Favorite Quote:
&quot;When I&#039;m gone, just carry on. Don&#039;t mourn, rejoice! Every time you hear the sound of my voice. Just know that I&#039;m looking down on you smiling and I didn&#039;t feel a thing, so baby don&#039;t feel no pain. Just smile back...&quot; - Eminem