Dear ______, | Teen Ink

Dear ______,

January 8, 2019
By Anonymous

Dear K-Pop,

Stop.

Sincerely,

Every decent person in the world


Dear T.V,

Sorry I always yell at you. Oh, and sorry, I broke your brother.

Sincerely,

Anonymous


Dear Japan.

Sorry we nuked you back in ‘45.

Sincerely,

The United States of America

P.S

Sike we ain’t sorry!

U.S.A, U.S.A!


Dear Jimmy Butler,

Sorry I hanged 60 on yo all defensive butt!

Sincerely,

Kemba Walker


Dear Mexico,

Sorry President Trump won’t let any of you guys into America,

Sincerely,

Every non-Trump supporter


Dear Samsung,

Sorry we are still kings of the phone world

Sincerely,

Apple


The author's comments:

This piece is about me writing quick letters to random people or objects while saying something comedic. 


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