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My Modest Proposal
It has come to my attention that there is a very serious issue of school shootings in our society. That have caused the death of many children and the grieving of many families. But there is one very good solution to this.
If there are no children to shot there can not be school shootings. Now you may be wondering what will happen to all the children. Well don’t worry as I thought of what to do with them. We will send them to work.
Firstly, I should explain what the children will do, they will be sent to remote locations to make goods for the adults of the world. With doing this it will allow adults to work less demanding and easier jobs and retire at a younger age.
Secondly, There will no longer be a need for schools in our society as with their being no kids in the main society there will be no one to teach. With this we will no longer need to spend money on schools and instead spend it on our infrastructure.
Thirdly, While at these centers of work the children will learn life skills which will allow them to not commit crimes in there future.
Fourthly, This will also slowly lower crime rates as the bad children will simply never be allowed to leave until they have other showed there worth and value to return to society or end of suffering for their consequences.
Filthy, This will help with the overpopulation problem in our future as many kids may not ever return to society.
Sixthly, As stated earlier adults will get to live lavish lives of luxury as they will no longer have to deal with kids anymore and may retire sooner as a kids will be doing there job for them somewhere else but for free.
Now people may say that this is a very extreme course of action to solve the school shooting issue. But it all make sense if you just see that without kids and schools there cannot be a school shooting. Another thing people will say is that they want to see there kids. Well we planned for that as kids will be allowed one call with their parents once a month.
In all I think this a very good solution as it will allow people to live better lives once they are over the age of eighteen. And will in turn filter out some of the “bad kids” that turn into “bad adults” from our society. In all I think taking kids out of our society will be a very good thing for our society.

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This is a literary piece based off of “My Modest Proposal” by Dr. Jonathan Smith. This was written for a class work.