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UM-Lemons
June 8, 2021
Dear Journal, my adoring fan.
Today someone called Lyfe tried to give me NON-ORGANIC LEMONS!!! Naturally, I only eat organic lemons, after all, a trendsetter must follow trends. For some reason, nobody follows my trends, like taking a bath in the laundry machine with high power to save water and electricity. Ever since I started doing it I’ve been getting these awesome rashes. Anyway, I can't believe someone tried to give ME of all people non-organic lemons!
Your favorite superhero,
Useless Man
© Dawn E., X, Vermont
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SparrowSun ELITE said...
on Jul. 11 2021 at 12:38 pm
i guess ill get around to uplouding the others
Useless Man is a character I made what, a year, two years ago? it was a comic series, but afterward, I wrote journal entries.
Basically, Useless Man is an idiot who thinks he's incredible. he is so smart he can tell when a kidnapper is pretending to be a cop and save the victim (the cop was trying to rest a criminal. useless man saved the day- for the criminal)
But hey, it's comedy. by me. and useless man never died, even when he destroyed all life on Earth.