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Drowning(UM)
Dear Journal, my adoring fan.
I saved some drowning kids today. I destroyed the water and saved the kids and some turtles, fish, whales, sharks, dolphins, squid, crabs, ect. It's also gotten really hot latly. Like, REALLY hot. Ughh i'm going to go- no, i forgot, theres nowhere left to swim. Oh well, the kids are safe.
Your favorite superhero,
Useless Man
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finally got around to uploading another
i wonder where he got his powers?