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Exposed(UM)
July 11, 2021
Hello Journal, my adoring fan.
Today as i was switching disguises, i didn't realize a coustemer was behind me at the grocery store my alter ego works at. I'm afraid he- yes, i know, it's awful, but… he caught me. I’ll have to ditch that job. Don't cry, you’ll ruin these pages filled with my triumphs.
Your favorite superhero,
Useless Man!
© Dawn E., X, Vermont
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you know, i dont see the purpose of useless man. there are already idiot superheroes or superman wouldn't have destroyed whatever city he works in a trillion times.