Sahlen Jon was a scientist assigned to solve one of the biggest problems, coldness. He quickly realized that the best form of warmth comes from thermals, the question was though, how was he going to make that into the source of ultimate warmth? There was one problem with Sahlen, its not that noticable, when you would first look at him you see a tall pale nerd, with brownish colored bedhead, a zombie jacket, and lame shoes. You would think he was perfect for the job, but whenever he talks to anyone he would suddenly punch them in the face. His brain was sensitive arrogant one; so if he talked to anyone dumber than he was, ( Which was everyone except math teachers), his brain would overload with stupidity and he would be forced to punch them in the face.

That was not a current issue though, right then he was trying to make the worlds best thermal. His current experiment was, to sew random things inside his ultra thermal, so it would last forever. He had been going through everything he could think of in alphabetical order. Then he got to live human skin. This would be a challenge, because he had to keep the skins live. That problem was eventually solved though when he got his thermals to simulate human flesh. The skin welded in perfect. When Sahlen put it on he realized that it was perfect, and a little fleshy. He also realized that everyone in the world had to experience this. He needed to wear a mask though because he did not want to be charged with assault.

“ Let’s do this!” said a squeaky voice in the distance.

“ Who are you?” Sahlen replied.

“ Wool cap, I was back when you used wool caps and the excess amount of radiation you made absorb into me gave me the ability to steal peoples knowledge, so I stole some of yours so I could speak.” Then Sahlen punched him in the face but it seemed to have no effect.

“ Awesome hop on my head.” Then Sahlen put a thermal with eye-holes over his head and raced into his thermal insulated car, which by the way, ran on the heat from the thermal insulation, and he zoomed of. He went through a noble crusade of justice to save the world from coldness, but then one day, Sahlen saw such a horrible thing he cried. It was an old homeless man, shivering, with a tank top on. Sahlen freaked out and stopped his car and raced to the old man.
“ Who did this too you!” Sahlen screamed.
“ Tank top dude.” Then Sahlen punched him in the face.
“ Wool cap steal all his knowledge on Tank top dude, and get rid of the punch I did right there also also.” Then wool cap told him where Tank Top Dudes location was and Sahlen knew what he had to do. He trained for day, preparing to face Tank top dude and he was finally ready, he burst into the factory.
“ Where is Tank top dude.” The Sahlen saw him, he was pure evil. He was a tall, semi buff man, with a rainbow tank top on, a beanie, and bared sunglasses. Sahlen hated him already.
“ Right here bro,” Then Sahlen punched him in the face. It looked like Tank top dude was knocked out cold, all of his henchmen got there mind stolen by wool cap, Sahlen knew this was not over though. Tank top dude would continue to give away Tank tops and Thermal man would continue to stop him, because he is Thermal Man!