[Dumbledore, McGonagall and Hagrid are giving Harry to his aunt and uncle]

Hagrid: 😭 Goodbye Harry

*11 years later*

[going to the zoo]

Dudley, Harry and Piers: Ooh, Snake!

Dudley: Dad, make him move 

[Vernon taps on glass, snake doesn't move]

Dudley: He's boring, let's go

Harry: Sorry, he's an idiot, you must hate it here

[snake moves] 

Dudley: OMG DAD! HE MOVES *pushes Harry* DAD, HE'S MOVING!

[Harry breaks the snake out and Dudley falls in the water, Harry gets grounded, no meals]

*A few weeks later* 

[Letter for Harry, everyone's mad]

*Sunday*

Vernon: No post on Sunday's!

[Letter's come flying in]

Vernon: Pack you bags, we are leaving!

[They go to some random rock in the middle of nowhere]

*midnight*

[BANG! Door breaks down, giant man breaks in]

Hagrid: yer a wizard Harry

Harry: Yay! I can get away from these idiots!

[1st September]

Harry: hmm, how do I get to platform 9 3/4?

Random people with red hair: Hogwarts... platform 9 3/4... muggles

Harry: Yay! More wizards

[Hogwarts express]

Harry: Do you wanna be friends?

Ron: Sure! 

[Yay! Besties!]

Ron: OMG, that Hermione Granger is so annoying!

Harry: OMG, Snape hates me!

[Hermione cries in bathroom, troll breaks in]

Harry: Let's go fight a giant troll and save Hermione

[fights troll, saves Hermione, Hermione tells teacher a lie]

Ron: OMGG, Did Hermione just lie to a teacher?

Harry: I don't care, Let's be bestie Hermione!

Ron and Hermione: Yeah!

[Finds out that Voldemort might be trying to steal a stone so he can stay alive forever, decides to go fight him]

Hermione and Ron: Yeah! We are 11 years old, let's go fight an immortal evil adult who has had over 10 years of training and we've haven't even been at Hogwarts for a year! Great Idea!

[harry sees Quirrel, fights for stone, knocks out]

*3 days later*

Harry: Huh?

Dumbledore: Hello, you almost died, your friends are worried and I don't like Bertie's beans but I will try one *eats it* earwax!

*last day of term*

[kings cross station]

Ron: Bye Harry, sucks to suck, imagine living with muggle. you can come over in the holidays tho!