I was this super good baseball player. My name was Kyle Jones. I was the greatest baseball player to ever live. I had a magic bat, glove, arm sleeve, and cleats. My bat made me hit the ball wherever I wanted it to. The glove helped me catch any ball I wanted to. The cleats made me run super fast around the field and bases. The sleeve helped me throw the ball super hard and far.

One day I saw a field with some old guys playing softball. I decided to go show off for a bit. The guys saw that I was famous and was the greatest ever and wanted pictures with me. Then they let me play, so I put my stuff down by a guy who had the same identical bag. Then we played me VS all of the other guys. They played for a few hours and I beat them two-hundred to zero. Then I grabbed his bag and left. When I got home I threw his bag down and then took a shower, ate dinner, and went to bed. I got up the next morning, got his bag, and went to the field to practice. When I got his stuff out he realized it wasn’t his bag. I was so confused on what happened and what to do.

“This isn’t my bag,” I told Ricky my hitting coach.

“What did you do with it?”

“I had it yesterday at the field with these scrubs and someone there took it,” I said.

Then I realized that I must have grabbed the wrong bag. Then I just walked away, got in my car, and started driving. I didn’t know where to even drive. So I went home and lay in bed for a few hours and was thinking. I went back to the field to see if the same people were there. The people were there again. But, I went up to the guys walking super fast.

“Which one of you has a grey bag that has and Easton logo on it? I asked.

“I do,” some guy said softly.

“It is mine,” I replied.

“I know but you can’t have it,” he said

“But it is mine,” I said

“Leave or I will burn it,” he replied.

“Okay,” I said and left.

I was as mad as a guy who gets second it a Fortnite game. So I got into my car and waited. I thought of an idea and was thinking about how I should trick this guy into giving me my bag back. So I called my agent and told him to go to the store buy all the same stuff I had but from a general sports store that doesn’t have magical powers. So I followed him home and waited, until my agent John brought me the stuff. He went up to his door and told him he won a bunch of new equipment. The guys was talking to John for a while so I went around the back of his house and snuck through the window and grabbed it but before I got out he caught me. I didn’t know what to say and I was standing there like a weirdo. So I told him this was the other bag without the magical equipment in it. It was kinda sus and off the top of my head.So he let me go and took the other bag. He is kinda slow for believing me and letting me go but that is his problem now. So he went on with the non-magical gear and I had mine back and went back to being to G.O.A.T. I am.  We got away and he was never heard from again.