A friend once told me “randomness fills our lives.” At the time, I laughed. Not at the saying, but how true it really was. And now that I think about it, she was amazingly right. My friend and I made many discoveries. Then again, we made many sayings too. Did you know that laughing makes you live longer? Next time you make someone you care about laugh, tell them, “I hope I make you live that much longer!” just like my friend and I did. Or when you are feeling down, like the world decided to take your good mood or happiness and run it over with a heard of elephants, remind yourself, “Life sucks, and then you die.” Trust me, it will be worth it.

Oh, and when your best friend is selling her zillionth bestseller years later on TV and makes a point to thank you, wherever you are, for all the good times and inspiration, make sure your laying down; then it will be impossible for you to faint.