Have you ever met someone that made your Sketchers light up, your top twirl, your Heelys roll, or your braces tingle? Someone that was (or maybe still is) your apple juice to your sippy cup? The reason I ask, I think I met my “lo” to my “ve” and I need some serious advice!  

A boy in my kindergarten class is such a gosh darn cutie patootie! He has this fluffy hair like a wild pomeranian and a sweet voice like honey mixed with peanut butter (the smooth Jif kind)! Every day during rest we play together with blocks and his honey-sweet voice makes my hands tremble like a guitar's guitar-string, as we stack them. Which almost always makes me frantically ask him to build the base of our Lego tower, but today I plan on moving that first block! I will initiate playtime, and his hands will be trembling instead of mine! I may be able to get started, but I need to know how to continue! Once again, can somebody pretty please with a cherry on top tell me the proper way to flirt while playing with Legos? 

I guess until someone explains how I get my block-building buddy to be my one and only husband, I’ll have to just go straight off the dome! So, I put my boney booty in the neon green chair next to him and count by 5s to stay cool, calm, and collected! “5, 10, 15, 20, 25…” 

“255, 260, 265, 270, 275, wait!” 

I just counted higher than I ever have counted before! Did he hear that? Did he notice? So I tap him on the shoulder and screech to him “Did you hear that?” 

But…my future husband is no longer sitting next to me, instead, I tapped and talked to the classroom’s clown fish!