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Quickbucks: A Fairy Tale MAG
Jack, after his shrewd deal with the cow,
Went to Beanstalk Business School,
And started rallying up his fairy-tale friends
To corner the market.
He employed the Wolf to be his real-estate mogul,
Brick House L.L.C.
After all, he received the pigs’ lots - prime location.
As for those porkers,
They’re in the employ of the Wolf,
Running his casino.
The Seven Dwarves now run the diamond mines,
Rumpelstiltskin is now in the gold business,
And Hansel and Gretel have the baked goods department covered.
Snow White has taken the apple business by storm,
And the evil stepsisters have opened a bionic eye boutique.
Amazing what a little school will do, eh?
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