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The Infamous Buzzer Beater

May 20, 2008
By Anonymous

The Infamous Buzzer Beater


AS VIEWED BY THE WINNING SHOOTER

Okay, three point seven seconds on the clock.
Swing it my way. I’m Open. Alright here comes the rock, it’s in my
Hand……Release……..follow through.
Man we need this shot……….
Yesssss! Nothin’ but net!


AS VIEWED BY THE SHOOTER’S DEFENDER

I got ya! Can’t let him shoot!
We’re just three seconds away from being champions.
Dang, he shot! It’s off! It’s off! Bounce Out! It’s…….in
I can’t believe we just…….I should’ve…..Aww Man!


AS VIEWED BY A HYSTERICAL LOUD MOUTH FAN IN THE CROWD

Calm Down and play damn ball! Hill’s open!
Tak’em Hill, he can’t guard you. Shot!
C’mon get in that net! GET IN THAT NET! Yeessss! It’s good! Yes!
…….Hey Hey Hey………….Goodbyyyye!


AS VIEWED BY THE BASKETBALL

Great, here I go again.
At least I’m only three seconds from away from being safely in the ball bag!
Hey, hey gentle ref! Woooh! Ugh! Sweaty Palms!
A lil’ higher c’mon. Nooooo! Not the rim, not the RIM!!
Ahhhh!!! Ah, soft net……Don’t you dare throw me in that crowd!


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