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Mrs. Moneypenny
If the world was like the British Secret Service
And all the nice guys were James Bond
And all the bad guys had cats:
There would definitely be Bond girls.
Good girls, dead girls
Shoot-you-in-the-head girls
Hiding-in-the-bed girls
While-making-out-with-Bond girls
Other-secret-agents girls
Super-psycho-villain girls
Some-random-at-a-bar girls
Not-wearing-enough-clothes girl
But then there’s a forgotten girl
An always being used girl
Bond never looks twice girl
Always there to help girl
Cheated by the hot girls
Laughed at ‘cause she’s a nice girl
Forgotten as a Bond girl
But an always there for Bond girl
So all you silly Bond boys
Put down your silly shooting toys
Stop kissing the villain-girl
And have a drink with the forgotten Bond girl
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