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Better Than You

January 10, 2011
By Scarlet_Quill SILVER, Vancouver, Other
Scarlet_Quill SILVER, Vancouver, Other
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You are better than I, sir,
But I am better than you, sir.
Yessir, no sir,
I don't have time for your bull-sir.

Fake smile, low bow,
Everyone knows that you think I'm a cow.
Be sure to bring me something nice,
Thank God I'm completely surrounded by mice.

Laugh here, frown there,
I know that you know that I don't really care.
Now don't you dare go and get it all wrong,
I'll have you singing a completely new song.

I have the power that's just how it is,
I've always had it, ever since we were kids.
My dad was the mayor and we were so rich!
Mum was a stockbroker, man she was a witch.

Now you may bow and exalt as you please,
You can't do much else because I have the keys.
So muahahaha or whatever they say,
You'll never move up on the ladder this way.

You're stuck here with me, to bend and to scrape,
I've found a new recipe I think you should bake.
Your status is old news and boring as hell,
Don't you dare wake me should one ring the bell.



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on Jan. 23 2011 at 7:30 pm
ChessyNikkole BRONZE, Yates Center, Kansas
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Favorite Quote:
Love is like softball, once you learn the rules of the game, you forget the rules and play with your heart! :)

It made me smile! :)