It was a Tuesday morning
My mom was ready to give birth
She was at the doctors waiting
And I wanted to enter the earth

She went to get paperwork
But they said she wasn't ready to give birth
and my mom gave a smirk
She said I'm ready to give birth!

They finally gave her the papers
Went to the hospital
She had jitters
They said it's not time for you to give bith
She said "she wants to enter the earth!"

They gave her the room
She had the urge to push
The doctor rushed in, in a zoom
And I was in a rush

The doctor told her to push but..
Was interrupted by the "bloodsuckers"
Doctor told the bloodsuckers to hang on
while the doctor put his gloves on

He put one rubber glove on
And mom wanted to push
He put the other glove on
And them boom I was out in a rush!

The doctor was amazed
He caught me just in time
He looked at me in a gaze
In sublime

The doctor looked at my mom in aw
Mom just wanted to rest