Start your day by tying your laces

Laces not to just any shoe,

But Heelys.

And be sure to clean your big braces.

Slide down the driveway into your extravagant ride

A ride fit for a King,

Your mother’s station wagon.

And be sure to show your hair, all blue and dyed.

Step into school- No, glide into school

Right on those heelies,

Slipping, sliding, and surely gliding.

And be sure to tell everyone you clearly have a juul.

Enter the class, dropping your folder

Looking rather slick and suave,

Clearly drawing everyone’s attention.

And be sure to avoid cleaning the orange juice spilled on your shoulder.