Eraser wasn’t “created.” It was there the whole time, I mean, 

Can you imagine a world without eraser?

That’ll be just like losing my computer charger. Some little thief must have taken it away. Return it to me by 4 p.m. Eastern Daylight Time or I’ll call the police. Or maybe by 4.a.m. Beijing Time because I actually live in Beijing.

That’ll be just like my contact list, but with 32 names on it instead of 33 — but wait it is 32 names. I got it wrong. I’ll fix this line later.

That’ll be just like my refrigerator without disgusting ginger ale. No offense ginger ale lovers. Ginger ale is way better than soda water and yes that only soda water lover among my friends I am targeting you. By the way, what’s your name again?

That’ll be just like having a purple pencil on my desk. Who uses a purple pencil? Is it you, Mia? Did you buy that because it matched the color of your fur? No? Don’t say things like “I am a stuffed animal, man, how am I going to buy a purple pencil?” Real stuffed animals don’t just appear in my house one day. You are an alien spy and I knew it all along.

So see, eraser didn’t get “created.”

Did I say eraser?

What eraser?