When we got brown dog he was very small

He was so scared all he could do was crawl

He had pretty brown fur and I thought he was really cute

But when I got down to pet him he smelled like poop

We got him a dog bone that tasted like peanut butter

But all brown dog was doing was causing clutter

We also got him a dog bed 

And he was sleeping so hard I thought he was dead

He has a cage that was too small and black

When he got in that cage he was lookin like Shaq

And when he jumped on me 

I almost had a heart attack

He likes to dig 

 He is stinky like a pig

He also likes to run

Because to him it is really fun

He was so cute and hairy

 At the same time he is kinda scary

He is a great dog

 Now he's older and couldn't run so he had to jog

Brown dogs real name is Rueger 

Another thing is he’s lowkey a cougar