Are you agitated by my astute appellation maybe agonizing my 

Likable limericks, perhaps livid living only to 

Lacerate my lyrics. Well you’re liable to lameness an 

Idiot of immeasurable imagination. I say if an ignorant immature individual  

Takes my titular titles, twisting them to tasteless trash I’d say

Excessive evil erupts from their envious essence and excruciating 

Rancid rappings of raged radical rulings. 

And they’re anxious over their abysmal adolescence 

Topped with terrible troubles, trials, and tribulations.  

I’m intense, I know. I hope you see my intent of insane initial rhyming 

Of occupying others observations and on occasion outspread optimism  

Not nihilistic negligence and never nigh endings 

Is it illegitimate to idealize 

Dazzling demeanors of rhyming  

I don’t intentionally interject ideas right? 

Oh! I’m an oafish obtrusive oddball!

Time is ticking away to this tardy teacher 

Has my harmful history hackling humans 

Attributed to an alarming self-assurance? 

You yearn to yap and yell and take an

Oath of obedience of alliteration 

Up to an unproductive sum of uncivil uncontrollable insults. 

Sorry for sticking such shameful self-destructive slang at you.  

Unconditionally upbeat and upstanding is how we unite. 

Can we come together out of cordial cooperation, chum? 

Know that keen kindness will be kindled to kickstart my new knighthood.