Can you eat sand

The sand is sail infested

So if you want to eat snails, go ahead

The evil dogs traverse the beach

And attack the ocean

a confused rat fights the dogs

But loses

But you don't know

Then the snails emerge to fight the dogs

The sand is now absent of snails

So people who don’t like snails can eat the sand in peace

While all out war breaks out

Between the snails and the evil dogs

who wins

Markiplier grabs a dog 

And throws it

Far away

he hops back into his box

So you wrap it in tin foil and cast it into the ocean

Long story short

Dogs win

And now the sand is free to be eaten

Until the next war.