My little sister is as annoying as homework on the weekend

Listening to her sing is as painful as stubbing your toe

Her mood is as capricious as the weather in Oklahoma

She exacerbates like it’s her job

My little sister is as friendly as a rabid porcupine

She’s as loud as a tornado siren

She talks like she’s from the future

But still doesn’t understand english

My little sister ignores being nice like it’s pointless boondoggle

Her favorite songs sound like a cacophony of out of tune bells

She cleans up her messes like a raccoon digging through trash

She’s as charming as an abandoned house

My little sister is as sweet as sourdough

Dipped in a bowl of salt

She’s as impatient as a driver in New York

Who’s right on time

Sure, my little sister is annoying

And she always makes me mad

But I love her and she loves me

So maybe she’s not so bad