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Like, OMG-A Poem by the Modern Teenage Girl

September 16, 2009
By Phantom_Girl GOLD, Ft. Carson, Colorado
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Phantom_Girl GOLD, Ft. Carson, Colorado
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&quot;If it comes out of the lion&#039;s mouth...it will be on the test.&quot;<br /> -Mr. Bala

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Like, OMG-A poem by the modern teenage girl
Like, OMG!
I speak fluent texteese!
ROFL! I’ll brb!
LOL!
g2g!
idk, my bff, Jill?
Like, OMG!

Did you see Jenny’s hair?
No way!
She said what?
Like, OMG!

Ugh, I’m so fat!
I hate my calves!
My nose is too big!
I need a boob job!
Why can’t I just be pretty?!
Like, OMG!

Mom, you’re embarrassing me!
DADDY!
You’ve ruined my life!
Nobody cares about my feelings!
You never listen to me!
Like, OMG!

Aren’t these just the cutest shoes?
I love this top!
Don’t you just love my new jeans!
Like, OMG!

© Katlyn B., Highland Village, TX

The author's comments:
When my Mr. Lamb-my Writer's Studio teacher-heard this, he said it was so realistic that he wanted to punch me in the face, even though he knew I was only kidding.
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Shahiro PLATINUM said...
on Dec. 10 2012 at 6:28 pm
Shahiro PLATINUM, Johnston, Iowa
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&quot;Soon we must all choose between what is right and what is easy.&quot; - Dumbledore (Goblet of Fire)

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can u chek out my work?????????
Shahiro PLATINUM said...
on Dec. 10 2012 at 6:27 pm
Shahiro PLATINUM, Johnston, Iowa
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I love how sarcastic this is!!! it made me smile cus i actually hear people talk like that!!!!!!!!! wierd that steriotypes can actually be real
Rocinante SILVER said...
on Oct. 31 2011 at 12:42 pm
Rocinante SILVER, Wexford, Pennsylvania
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Wow this is (like) perfect, omg!!! haha
sunrise_faerie GOLD said...
on Sep. 26 2010 at 6:56 pm
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i love this!!! <3
Joob-Stache GOLD said...
on May. 16 2010 at 4:07 pm
Joob-Stache GOLD, Rice Lake, Wisconsin
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This is another of favs. of urs. Keep writing Ashlee. :)
LoveLikeWoe DIAMOND said...
on Jan. 17 2010 at 10:29 pm
LoveLikeWoe DIAMOND, LeSueur, MN, Minnesota
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haha. :) i love this. :P
RachelAmber BRONZE said...
on Nov. 10 2009 at 7:33 pm
RachelAmber BRONZE, Lake Worth, Florida
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lmao im impressed i agree with "mylifeforpoetry" .
Mylifeforpoetry BRONZE said...
on Oct. 2 2009 at 11:31 pm
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scary how realistic it is
choirchic101 SILVER said...
on Sep. 27 2009 at 10:48 pm
choirchic101 SILVER, Norwalk, California
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i liked it. it was sooooo funny yet so true. that is the way the modern teenage girl talks. it gave people a way to understand what a teenage girl is talking about kind of. keep on writing