The early bird gets the worm
But
The early work is caught by the bird

An apple a day keeps the doctor away
As long as you aren’t allergic

If you are p***ed off
Pep up
At least you aren’t being p***ed on

Can no two people be happy?

How often one side doesn’t think of the other
One person may benefit
Others will not

Everyone can never be happy at once
Someone will protest another
Feelings couldn’t be mutual
If everyone disagrees
Even without a side to be on
People will not get along
Which leaves us forever stuck
In our everlasting daily paradox