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Banana Poem

February 9, 2012
By Lafar SILVER, Paoli, Pennsylvania
Lafar SILVER, Paoli, Pennsylvania
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Favorite Quote:
It's okay to get an F. But in the greater scheme of things, nobody cares, especially when you get an ‘F’ in something that’s not reflected in the work you want to do.


I took my knife, glinting in the evilness
As I sawed into the sun color
I could hear it screaming
Pleading for help
For pity
For mercy
For sympathy
I cut through its armor
As I reached its flesh
The robber fainted
I shook it awake
And chucked it into the drain
I laughed evilly as
The yellow went down the drain into the trash compacter
Later, after I couldn’t hear the screams anymore, I reached in, and shoved the guts into my mouth chuckling at my devious plan.
Forever erasing the evidence of a murder
Later, I heard the sirens
“You are under arrest for first degree murder!”
“Please put your hands in the air, and get on your knees sir!”
I got on my knees, hands raised, and laughed evilly,
The police officers saw what was on my back
“Watch out, he has a shrapnel bomb on his back!”
I laughed the last laugh, detonating it, and taken everything with me
I blame the yellow phone.

The author's comments:
A funny poem.

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