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November 23, 2012
By Anonymous

I washed the dishes today
Even though you told me not to
I did them by hand
And put arsenic in the detergent

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BabblingPollyPolliwog said...
on Dec. 19 2012 at 2:29 pm
BabblingPollyPolliwog, Chandler, Arizona
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Favorite Quote:
&quot;Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.&quot; Ephesians 6:11 KJV

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I love your warped sense of humor
Binte SILVER said...
on Dec. 19 2012 at 8:00 am
Binte SILVER, -, Other
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haha nice ;)
fagoda BRONZE said...
on Dec. 17 2012 at 8:38 pm
fagoda BRONZE, Fladbury, Other
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Oh god, have a sense of humour.
KylieK GOLD said...
on Dec. 16 2012 at 4:14 pm
KylieK GOLD, Mt. Washington, Kentucky
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&quot;To love is to surpass one&#039;s self.&quot;

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Very scary... I love it. :)
CariePierce BRONZE said...
on Dec. 13 2012 at 12:23 pm
CariePierce BRONZE, Lancaster, Pennsylvania
3 articles 0 photos 48 comments

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&quot;Imagination rules the world.&quot; -Napoleon Bonaparte

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Anonymous, I may have fallen in love with you.
ScienceLover PLATINUM said...
on Dec. 12 2012 at 9:43 pm
ScienceLover PLATINUM, Colden, New York
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I'm a bit concerned that this was posted anonymously. It honestly makes me wonder if this was fictional or not.
not_steve_carlsberg SILVER said...
on Dec. 12 2012 at 5:19 pm
not_steve_carlsberg SILVER, Yuma, Arizona
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Favorite Quote:
&quot;Listen, I was d9ing you a fav9r. Y9u d9n&#039;t need to 6e dating any9ne who can&#039;t appreciate y9u f9r wh9 y9u really are, 9r m9re imp9rtantly, which fantasy versi9n 9f y9urself y9u m9st str9ngly identify with.&quot; - Kankri Vantas

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Brief because it started late in my young life, and will carry me to my arsenic-detergent-induced death.
not_steve_carlsberg SILVER said...
on Dec. 12 2012 at 5:18 pm
not_steve_carlsberg SILVER, Yuma, Arizona
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Favorite Quote:
&quot;Listen, I was d9ing you a fav9r. Y9u d9n&#039;t need to 6e dating any9ne who can&#039;t appreciate y9u f9r wh9 y9u really are, 9r m9re imp9rtantly, which fantasy versi9n 9f y9urself y9u m9st str9ngly identify with.&quot; - Kankri Vantas

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I have fallen into a brief state of terminal snickering.
theatregirl PLATINUM said...
on Dec. 10 2012 at 5:19 pm
theatregirl PLATINUM, Lathrup Village, Michigan
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I like it! personally, unlike the other commenters, I thought it was more humorous and defiant then creepy. It like saying, if make do something, then do be suprise if "accidently" mess it up. I thougt it was both powerful and humorous. Keep writing! :)
Shadowpomgurl PLATINUM said...
on Dec. 9 2012 at 8:50 pm
Shadowpomgurl PLATINUM, Canton, New York
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wow! soo soo good! scary..... O_O
imalwayswrite53 GOLD said...
on Dec. 9 2012 at 6:30 pm
imalwayswrite53 GOLD, Saltlake City, Utah
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Favorite Quote:
I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but what you don&#039;t realize is that what I said is not what I meant......

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You said, so much and so little at the same time, I love it!
iam4evermyself PLATINUM said...
on Dec. 8 2012 at 9:46 pm
iam4evermyself PLATINUM, Chicago, Illinois
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Favorite Quote:
&quot;Hope. It is the only thing greater than fear. A little hope is effective. A lot of hope is dangerous. A spark is okay, as long as it&#039;s contained.&quot;

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Okay.. Kind of confusing but intrgingly good. 
oneofakind said...
on Dec. 7 2012 at 10:13 pm
omg ver interesting tho... :)
. said...
on Dec. 7 2012 at 10:00 pm
What an interesting poem! Kind of creepy though!