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Madman's Song
Count my fingers, count them loud.
I’m a madman, dead-hat-bowed.
Bite my nose and say I’m good;
Like the world just wouldn’t-should.
Kick my cheek, then pat it soft;
Think I’m just a little off?
Send me off to paradise;
Bring me back, that wasn’t nice!
Ride with me on donkey a**;
Faster, mutthead, go on, fast!
Dump me in a fishing net
Tangled, hee hee, the sunset!
That’s a lot of things, I say—
My, ’twas such a boring day!
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