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World Peace
The key to winning any pageant is saying world peace.
When your competition is all ditzy blondes, they're not that hard to beat,
Even when your own brain is full of mindless nothings,
That you say to seem polite.
Things like 'lovely weather' and 'how have you been.'
Though the words mean nothing to you,
The person you say them to can be fooled in to thinking the world really cares
And someone actually likes the color of their hair,
Or what they have done since the two last met.
But remember, if you ever want to win a pageant, the answer is world peace.
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