They are clones of you.

They are funny like Eddie Murphy.

They protect you like a body of armor.

They inspire you like Ghandi.

They annoy you like a fly in your grill (face).

They take care of you like a doctor or nurse. 

They play with you like a little army man. 

They are smart like a NASA scientist.

They are athletic like Michael Jordan.

They are heroic like Superman.

They are fast like the Flash.

They are brave like a Navy Soldier.

They bring you luck like a horseshoe.

They are a leader like Obama.

They are determined like Dwayne Wade. 

Last, but not least, they love you like Cupid's arrows.