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Cheap A$$ First and Last Date
You were my sunshine,
Mama always said too much sun leaves a burn.
I gave you my heart,
I had forgotten blood attracts piranhas and parasites.
There were butterflies in my stomach,
That was merely no more than the thai food from our first date.
You said I took your breath away,
Now what I’d give to plug your mouth and nose.
I was your rose,
You are my thorn.
Our hearts had skipped a beat,
Cardiac arrest isn’t that attractive after all.
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