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My Socks

September 4, 2012
By KnitsandPurls GOLD, Mahtomedi, Minnesota
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&quot;I cannot live without books&quot;<br /> --Thomas Jefferson

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My best pair of socks are argyle
But they’re wearing when worn for a while
For there is no disguise
From all those prying eyes
All those diamonds, they stand out a mile.

My second best pair has pink spots
But my stomach is tied up in knots
For my crush has just seen
If you know what I mean
All those spots, it embarrassed me lots.

There’s a pair with blue stripes that are loud
So I really stand out in a crowd
An old lady just frowned
When she looked at the ground
I guess that those socks had her wowed.

I’m learning I must be resigned
And block bad comments out of my mind
For I love crazy socks
Though they give people shocks
And it’s towards that most folks are inclined.

© Katya K.

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TanviKusum DIAMOND said...
on Dec. 10 2013 at 12:41 am
TanviKusum DIAMOND, Gurgaon, Other
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All men who have achieved great things have been great dreamers. <br /> Orison Swett Marden<br /> <br /> &quot;The role of a writer is not to say what we all can say, but what we are unable to say.&quot; - Anais Nin<br /> <br /> we speak in hushed voices so as to not wake our memories

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This was a great poem, loved reading it. Funny, and it flowed perfectly!
TaylorWintry DIAMOND said...
on Nov. 30 2012 at 6:19 pm
TaylorWintry DIAMOND, Carrollton, Texas
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&quot;Never fear shadows. They simply mean there&#039;s a light shining somewhere nearby.&quot; - Unknown

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My gosh, this is absolutely hilarious. x) This is a terrific poem. My favorite stanza is the second one, and especially where you say "if you know what I mean". HAHA! Love this.
Shortblueeyes224 DIAMOND said...
on Sep. 14 2012 at 11:24 am
Shortblueeyes224 DIAMOND, Auburntown, Tennessee
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&quot;Are We Happy Plastic People&quot;- Casting Crowns &quot;While we&#039;re sung to sleep by philosophies that save the trees and kill the children&quot; - Casting Crowns &quot;It&#039;s such a secret place, the land of tears&quot;Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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I liked it :) it made me laugh...very cute!
Shortblueeyes224 DIAMOND said...
on Sep. 14 2012 at 11:24 am
Shortblueeyes224 DIAMOND, Auburntown, Tennessee
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Favorite Quote:
&quot;Are We Happy Plastic People&quot;- Casting Crowns &quot;While we&#039;re sung to sleep by philosophies that save the trees and kill the children&quot; - Casting Crowns &quot;It&#039;s such a secret place, the land of tears&quot;Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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I liked it :) it made me laugh...very cute!
KnitsandPurls GOLD said...
on Sep. 6 2012 at 7:06 am
KnitsandPurls GOLD, Mahtomedi, Minnesota
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&quot;I cannot live without books&quot;<br /> --Thomas Jefferson

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Could you guys please rate this, or post a comment? Thanks!