Somebody once told me the world is full of newbies
The game industry is going down
She was playing really bad with her console and her dad
Oh my god hit and run for the wrong team

Well the teens start winning and they don't stop winning
Screw all the rules and you start the game grinning
Didn't make sense kids playing for fun
Your brain gets fried and your head goes numb
So much to be so much to see
So what's wrong with killing the enemy
You will win if you never lose
sit at home with a bottle o’ booze

[Chorus]
Hey now you're a gamer get your butt on, the couch
Hey now you're a trainer win the battles squirtle
And all those people with jobs
are not living life as a neet

It's a game room and they say it smells worser
than a locker room full of football team washer
But the amazing nerds beg to differ
Judging numbers in mathematical picture
The games we play are getting real gory
spider man 2 is such an old story
My fingers are stronger how about yours
That's the way I like it and I never get bored

[Chorus x2]

Somebody once tried to beat the big boss inside
I just stood there and laughed cause he had died
I had help from some bad whelp
I could have done better by myself
My first defeat at the boss stage

Well the teens start winning and they don't stop winning
Screw all the rules and you start the game grinning
Didn't make sense kids playing for fun
Your brain gets fried and your head goes numb
So much to be so much to see
So what's wrong with killing the enemies
You will win if you never lose
sit at home with a bottle o’ booze
Hey now you're a gamer get your butt on, the couch
Hey now you're a trainer win the battles squirtle
And all those people with jobs
are not living life as a neet

And all those people with jobs
are not living life as a neet