A little while back,
A couple kisses placed.
I had you in my arms,
You were getting dazed.
You adored me.
You adored me.
You adored me-e-e-e-e-e.
I swear I felt us kiss,
And I swear I felt it again.
But when I asked about it,
You said it didn't happen.
Not ever.
Not ever.
Not ever-er-er-er-er.
And she's sitting here,
Telling me it was my imagination.
And I tell myself,
This is one complication.
Because I thought you were real when we made-out,
Now I look like a fool.
Showed me how to move my mouth,
Then left me, so uncool, yeah.
I thought you were real when we made-out,
Now I look like a fool.
Showed me how to move my mouth,
Now I'm drowning in my own drool.
Not, not, real, real, real!
Not, not, real, real, real!
Look the other way,
She'll see you ignoring her.
Apply her tasty lip-gloss,
Then make her way over.
So attractive,
So attractive,
So attractive-ive-ive-ive-ive.
And I was told a rumor,
That I'm just another toy.
A play-date you craved,
Not your special boy.
I'm so confused,
I'm so confused,
I'm so confu-u-u-u-used.
And she's sitting here,
Explaining it was my imagination.
And I tell myself,
I'm mixed up in one contradiction.
I thought you were real when we made-out,
Now I look like a fool.
Showed me how to move my mouth,
Then left me, so uncool, yeah.
I thought you were real when we made-out,
Now I look like a fool.
Showed me how to move my mouth,
Now I'm drowning in my own drool.
Not, not, real, real, real!
Not, not, real, real, real!
As your urge returns,
Desperately seeking more.
You won't be able to kiss me, that boy, or any other guy, like before, no-o-o-o!
I thought you were real when we made-out,
Now I look like a fool.
Showed me how to move my mouth,
Then left me, so uncool, yeah.
I thought you were real when we made-out,
Now I look like a fool.
Showed me how to move my mouth,
Now I'm drowning in my own drool.
Not, not, real, real, real!
Not, not, real, real, real!
I thought you were real when we made-out.
Real, real, real!
I thought you were real when we made-out.
Real, real, real!