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Definitely Not Disney
In a not so fairy kingdom,
Not so far away,
There lived a not so handsome prince,
Who had a not so pleasant day.
He had heard of a narcoleptic princess,
Trapped in an icy tower,
Guarded by a lizard dragon,
With horrible fiery power.
The not so handsome prince,
Jumped on his not so valiant steed,
And rode it not so gracefully,
In a not so light-like speed.
When he reached the princess's prison,
He hacked off the dragon's head,
And up he went to the top of the tower
But he found that the princess was dead.
The End
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