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I Hate Math
May 19, 2015
Pythagorean Theorems have killed me.
I cannot look at pie without crying.
Math has made me crazy, don't you agree?
I dropped math class this year, I am dying.
I count tears on my fingers like numbers,
and determine the volume it fills up.
I can't add up the hours I've slumbered,
or store all the drool I've produced in a cup.
The SOLs are the bane of my life,
the reason I have bottled up this wrath.
All the years, tears, struggles, toils, brawls, and the strife,
Has created my hatred for all math.
I will skip each and every day of class,
Mathematicians can kiss my dumb a**.
© Anonymous
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