Trying to teach toddlers to taste tomatoes instead of toys shaped like a T-Rex or Triceratops.

They try to tug the toy towards themselves, ‘though their tiny hands let go and they tumble to the floor.

They think throwing tantrums terrifies us then they trought and pretend to pout.

They tamper with the tiles, throw train tracks towards the tall wall, and think that they are helping their case.

Trotting towards them to try to trap them in time out, they thrash till they are tamed in time out.

Then they are told to “Think” what they did wrong only to be let out to tear the house apart like before.