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"You know you’re a writer if your friend tells you a heartbreaking story and your first reaction is – wow, that would make an incredible plot for a novel. You know you’re a smart writer if you manage to keep that reaction to yourself."

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Has no one told you I'm not breathing?

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"When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?" --Dilbert

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&quot;If you have them, flaunt them&quot; -Circle of Friends<br /> <br /> &quot;may the saddest day of the future be no worse then the happiest day of your past&quot; -irish blessing<br /> <br /> If male homosexuals are called &quot;gay,&quot; then female homosexuals should be called &quot;ecstatic.&quot;